Heavenly Father, I just want to appreciate you for making me so much more capable than you.
Remember that issue I prayed about and placed in your hands? The one you asked me to trust you?
Well, I have taken it out of your hands because…
well, you are …sorta slow
…and I had to exercise my free will…
And place it where it rightly belongs.
Where it will meet true resolution:
Thank you Lord. Amen